theuglystick
Asked by theuglystick
2 years ago
QUESTION:

Have you ever farted yourself awake?

I'm just curious if it has happened to anyone else.
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2 years ago
WTF hahaha. You might be the only 'Yes'.
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2 years ago
I wish.
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2 years ago
I don't know if it's my place to tell this story, but it's so good I have to say it.
My friend's sister, when she was pregnant farted one time; and when she smelt it, it made her puke.
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2 years ago
I think she would of puked regardless though...
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2 years ago
Also, I don't know about you but my fart smells like a gentle breeze in a cool summer field with sunflowers and dandelions.
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2 years ago
no, my farts don't smell like a gentle breeze - they just smell like roses
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2 years ago
In my defense I don't fart while conscious... I guess they come out eventually... while sleeping and my boyfriend finds it hilarious. I wake up more to his laughing then anything else.
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2 years ago
i have snored myself awake, but not fart yet. the most humorous thing i have encountered is passing gas and somebody else saying "huh? did u say something?"
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