Do you have code word or nickname for your genitals when you don't want people around you to know what you are talking about?

I know there are a bunch of slang words people use but others seem to be slowly catching on. Do you have a creative name?

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theuglystick

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2 years ago

I call mine Hobbes after the comic strip, Calvin and Hobbes He comes to life when I use my imagination.

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crimson

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2 years ago

Hmm well mines have a mind of its own.

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sharebare

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2 years ago

Now that's original!

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pandemic

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2 years ago

...but in reality, nobody can see a difference when hobbes comes to life. he's just always small, limp, and furry. ZING!

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seven

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2 years ago

how do you know so much about theuglystick's Hobbes?

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theuglystick

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2 years ago

That's what happens when you get older. When I was a young buck, I used to call it the USS Enterprise - built strong with photon torpedoes, to boldly go where no man has gone before. Now it just hibernates in its den.

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F171615

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2 years ago

Previously I had no nickname, but as of now I do. I call him Yoda, and it's b/c of the quote from Yoda that I mentioned in the Jedi v. Superman debate.
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?...."

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